Million-Dollar Ferrari in Spectacular Malibu Crash…

Be sure to click on this picture to see this baby right!

This was the hot story in L.A. this morning, as L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies were scratching their heads trying to figure out who was going to get a pocket full of citations.

Early claims were that the car was traveling at 200 miles per hour. The suspected occupant was hardly scratched but remembered how to dodge and duck when the tough questions were hurled at him. So far, no citations have been issued.

Now the insurance company involved can raise all our rates to pay this claim.

Hit this link to see two news videos and read more!

Here's an update...

Somehow I suspect this guy deserved his fate...

This is how one chase ended on a highway. In hindsight running from the police was a really bad idea. This video is not for the faint of heart...

Who and where is that Beer Looter from Hurricane Katrina?

Hurricane Katrina did not give ua anything to smile about except this guy. I think he needs a top notch agent! He could make the rounds of the late night and even morning TV shows. Perhaps he could swing a huge commercial deal with his favorite beer maker.

That grin he has on his mug is absolooterly priceless. Since AP published this fellows likeness folks everywhere have taken to photoshopping the "beer looter dude" into new and really comical scenes. There’s even a Beer Looter Dude movie now!

It’s Time To Adopt A Retired Cop.

I borrowed this photograph of a Hollywood casting director’s dream of a perfect actor to play a retired Chicago cop. I once met John Mahoney several years ago at a “Frasier” wrap party that Kelsey Grammer invited me to attend at Paramount Studios. It’s no coincidence that Mahoney is a Chicago boy.

I recently got involved in the defense of a criminal case involving a retired cop who will soon be 80 years old. This old warhorse had a venerable 35-year career with the Chicago Police Department with the awards and letters making anyone proud of his service. He had suffered a stroke several months before the event that brought him a charge under California law of, Brandishing a Firearm. It’s only a misdemeanor. Dishonor is the only real penalty that’s possible for this well liked oldster.

In a nutshell the old copper observed suspicious behavior and took some action. Nobody was hurt but the alleged “victim” has a lawyer and is really only looking to get rich with a lawsuit against my client. This case will boil down to the matter of intent. There was no intent to do harm, only good and I expect the pending court case to go in the old guy’s favor.

This has caused me to ask, where are the services for our retired cops? I can’t help but think that you can only be tossed against the concrete so many times by the bad guys to take on symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. How many times of getting shot, or shot at before a cop’s veneer begins to crack? How much anti-police hatred does it take to damage a true hero?

After you’ve had enough and put in your retirement papers, who’s there to gives a rat’s ass about your emotional well-being? We all know that too many cops can never adjust to retirement. Divorce, death of a spouse, drinking and loneliness plague more of these officers then anyone will ever admit. Oprah Winfrey has yet to make retired cops a CAUSE CELEB project. Somehow I doubt that she ever will.

I can’t begin to face the thought of the far higher than average suicide rate for retired cops. What this means is that every working copper in America needs to go out and adopt a retired cop. Check in on him or her, especially the ones without nearby families. Remember they were once young, brave, vital cops just like you.

The Four Lads And Their Stories

When I was high school age in the mid-1960s, the small Honda motorcycles were in vogue. My job at The Pup In The Ruff, hot dog stand at Montrose and Broadway (It’s still there being run by my old boss Jake Siegel who looks younger than I do.) allowed me to have enough money to by a really nice 90 cc bike.

I knew some other lads my age with similar bikes and we hung out together hoping not to get into too much trouble with the cops. There were about a half dozen of us, younger versions of Marlin Brando or at least we thought so. Our clothes and haircuts were right out of West Side Story. We hung out around Nelson and Sheffield. The ones I remember were brothers, Tom and Jerry. One of the other guys was Jose, a Puerto Rican who had a way with the girls. Jose had a 90 cc bike and used it like a stealth fighter plane.

I remember Tom and Jerry’s dad telling Jose he was not going to live long because of his driving. That caused a macabre bet to be made. Tom and Jerry’s dad had a $50.00 bill in his wallet. He was by no means a rich man but he pulled it out and ripped it in half. He gave half to Jose and put the other half in his wallet. The bet was if Jose was still around in six months he could have the other half. The handshake was made. Jose was decapitated in a horrible accident within a month or two.

Tom, Jerry and myself became cops. Tom was hired by the CPD I went to the Sheriff’s Police (later to the CPD) and Jerry wound up as a uniformed, CTA policemen. I would not see much of Tom but Jerry would stop by and visit me at my part-time security job at the Trailways Bus depot downtown.

Jerry dropped a couple of bombs on me. One was to confess he was addicted to heroin and weeks later that he was arrested, got canned from the CTA and was facing a prison term. I begged Jerry to get help somewhere.

I can’t imagine what went wrong? Jerry had a brother and two married parents. A single, welfare mom raised me as an only child. I always thought Tom and Jerry were really lucky. So sadly, I watched Jerry fall apart. He was so upset that he disgraced his family. Soon I heard Jerry died from an overdose. I guess it was a way out of his problems. Jerry was in his mid-20s.

Tom went on to his way to a great career got married and became President of The German American Police Association. I’ve lost touch with him long ago.

Four lads and two of us died really young. I guess I should be grateful I did not have those demons to deal with. It must have been a roll of the dice.

What About That Ugly Video Game?

You know the one I’m talking about! It’s the one where the bad guys score points by killing cops.

Let me make it clear I don’t want to see killing cops made fashionable or in any way legitimate. I’ve seen too many murdered cops on Cook County Morgue autopsy tables.

I can never get the face of Joanne Crowley out of my mind as I passed the folded American flag to her at her husband, Pat Crowley’s funeral in the fall of 1976.

This poor widow was now burying her second Chicago policeman, at the very same church! Just a few years earlier, Joanne Crowley’s first fiancee, Tom Kelly was also murdered in the line of duty.

Officers Kelly and Crowley were great cops and good friends who were gunned down by the most vicious of Chicago’s criminals. I dare not to think of the emotional toll these senseless murders have taken on that fine woman. The sound of Joanne Crowley constant screaming during Pat Crowley’s wake and funeral will haunt me for the rest of my life.

So what do we do about that filthy video game? The knee jerk response is to legislate a ban on this disgusting game and anything like it. That will never influence the mindset that created this evil idea. Demands to shut the game down as always will fuel the sales and popularity of this product doing a disservice to all cops.

In the process of banning that garbage video game we take another bite out of our own freedom. It’s not worth it! Heroes Like Tom Kelly and Pat Crowley worked for our freedom and not against it. Giving in to the temptation to ban protected speech won’t protect cops.

Keeping violent criminals behind bars is the only remedy for this kind of culture.

The Chicago Police Department reminds me of Maxwell Smart!

Do you remember Maxwell Smart from the TV spy-spoof series called Get Smart? The late actor, Don Adams played the lead role. His scene scripts often went like this:
Cmdr. Drury: Smart, you appear to be in pretty good shape, do you work out?
Maxwell Smart: I jog one hundred miles every day! Would you believe it? One hundred miles!
Cmdr. Drury: I find that hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe fifty?
Cmdr. Drury: No!
Maxwell Smart: How about two push-ups and a deep breath?

It seems that the Chicago Police department have since revised their claims about yesterday’s gun raid. Officer Kristina Schuler told the Chicago Tribune that instead of seizing 300 guns they actually only have 276.

They’ve now named the gun collector at the heart of the story as, James R. Patrick, 63. Gone are the claims he was selling his collection to street gangs. Those claims were the basis of probable cause needed to obtain the search warrant from a judge. My guess is the “tips” to police were manufactured but the judges appointed by the gun-hating, Mayor Daley don’t seem to care.

Chicago police officials are still are claiming (I think hoping is a better word here) that they believe he two of the firearms might violate federal law. I predict that ATF authorities will examine those two items and Patrick will be vindicated.

So far the results of this major raid and arrest were predictable based of the CPD’s gun enforcement history.

The gun-collector James Patrick is only facing the pissy-little charges from the city’s Municipal Code that carry a maximum penalty of up to $500 or imprisonment of no more than 90 days.

This case will take years off Patrick’s life, as the City of Chicago moves to destroy a significant portion of his life savings and Patrick’s good name in the process. So much for the Constitutional Right, to Keep and Bear Arms in Mayor Daley’s Chicago.

I suspect we have yet another Chicago Police anti-gun Witch hunt

The good Lieutenant, Stephen Glombicki informed the Chicago Tribune and AP of the seizure of some 300 weapons from an unnamed 63-year-old man at his house in the 3700 block of West 62nd Place.

The story sounds so familiar as I’ve heard it several times before, as the great Yogi Berra once said,"This is like deja vu all over again."

“Tips” come into the Chicago Police Department that a man, (always a serious gun collector) is selling guns to street gang members.

The well-connected officers of the CPD gun-chasing unit mobilizes, using the “tip” information obtains a search warrant, kicks down the collector’s door and takes his collection while demonizing him to the world as a dangerous and deranged criminal.

At the same time police officials and Mayor Daley tell us had that raid not occurred there would have been bodies of dead school children all over the streets of Chicago. Of course our heroes make outlandish claims about the power of the seized guns and explain how grenades and machineguns were everywhere.

In the mean time their informant and information fizzles out and they can only charge the collector with simple counts of failure to register a gun with the city. Of course they routinely refuse to register guns in Chicago on a daily basis making an unworkable Catch 22 for gun collectors.

The largest raid to date was in 1990 at the Marina City apartments of an Insurance company owner who sold his company and retired to a new job as a Cook County adult probation officer. The Marina City raids netted some 700 guns.

Problems with the case began to show. The machine guns, bazookas and grenades were not as described by our wonderful city officials. There was not one documented sale or attempted sale of a firearm to anyone. The collection owner is middle aged with a stellar background that goes to church every Sunday.

No felonies, or even misdemeanors existed to prosecute, just a quasi-criminal city ordnance violation. When the dust settled the poorly drafted and patently un-Constitutional law that snagged the collector didn’t hold water.

The Marina City raid took eight years to grind through the courts and a trial never happened. The City of Chicago grudgingly but quietly returned the weapons and dismissed the case against the collector. The collector promptly sold his considerable Chicago real estate holdings and moved out of Chicago forever. He vowed to never pay another dime to that F---ing city in taxes again.

While all this goes on, we have aldermen and women packing heat to the well protected city hall while their constituents are helpless against robbers, rapists, and killers who remain armed and dangerous despite every law on our books.

AN UPDATE!

The Web Of Hollywood Intrigue Is Growing Today…

The Feds unsealed more of the Pellicano Indictment snaring the biggest fish yet.





Los Angeles lawyer, Terry Christensen, 65, and his billionaire friend, entertainment mogul, Kirk Kerkorian were indicted for intercepting the phone calls of Lisa Bonder Kerkorian to gain tactical advantage in their pending high octane divorce proceedings.

Christansen has a huge problem here because Pellicano not only wiretapped Lisa Bonder Kerkorian’s phone; he recorded his own conversations with Christensen. We can expect a huge legal fight to exclude the calls illegally recorded by Pellicano as evidence against Christensen. I’d venture to say new law might result over this prosecution of Christensen.

I must say that I find it really hard to believe that Christensen would have actually incriminated himself in conversations with anybody because of his long stellar history as a big gun lawyer.

The fallout from the expected civil litigation may well include record jury verdicts once the criminal cases have ended.

Another Reason To Hate The Death Penalty…

My fellow cops often criticize me for my unusual opposition to the death penalty. Unusual because nearly every cop in America champions the notion of that final retribution is a way to achieve crime prevention. I have long ago reached the conclusion that Capitol Punishment is fraught with human error and mischief.

Here’s yet another example of chicanery and derailed justice. Steven L. Manning, a former fellow Chicago cop no less, was framed for Murder and kidnapping with the aid of a bogus jailhouse snitch.

Today, Manning, who was already awarded $6.5 million in damages against the FBI by a jury filed another lawsuit in U.S. DistrictCourt. This time against the Village of Buffalo Grove and two former police officers for their alleged role in the conspiracy to convict him.

Manning in the new lawsuit, is now demanding unspecified damages against former police chief Gary Del Re, officer Robert Quid and the village.

Manning had some serious baggage that landed him a spot as an FBI informant.

The ultimate law enforcement skirtcam is here!

Okay, I’m being cute about this impressive little item from the Technology Division of Remington arms. There’s no question that this gee wiz gizmo will save lives of both cops and citizens.

It’s a wireless high-resolution color video camera with audio no larger than the size of a baseball. You can plant it, throw it or roll it to the area you want to observe. It rights itself and you can remotely position the camera to view in any needed direction. You can simply view the large handheld color monitor and if needed connect to your digital recording device.

This sweet little toy will cost about $4,500.00 per unit.

Crimefile Will Be In Las Vegas Today

I’m off to the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show in Las Vegas, NV for the rest of this week. For gun-lovers and such the SHOT SHOW is like a child’s trip to Disneyland. All the top manufacturers exhibit their latest goodies. The show is so huge that it’s impossible to stop at every booth and still see the entire show.

I created a special blog just for the SHOT SHOW where I intend to put up lots of video, photos and interviews for your enjoyment. I suspect that I’m going to run into trouble getting my postings up until I return, but stay tuned…

I have a special blog for this show.

Here's the new and unsealed Pellicano "Telesluth" Indictment

Here's the file. it should take you to my hosting site were you can download a 60 page-- .pdf file and learn all about the Telesluth computer program to intercept telephone calls.

Where and who are the Hollywood Stool Pigeons?

It’s safe to say we will all find out soon. Former, fellow private eye, Anthony Pellicano has spent the last couple of years at Club Fed for weapons violations.

That case may be small potatoes compared to what he may be facing over an extortion and wiretapping beef. This is a parallel case has been building since the day Pellicano's Sunset Boulevard office was raided by local and federal officers in November of 2002.

In addition to laws against surreptitiously intercepting the conversations of others, California has a really backward law that requires all parties to any conversations to give consent to anybody recording the conversation. To record without permission is a serious felony. That law only serves to protect, extortionists, crooked public officials and liars.

Supposedly law enforcement agents found CDs, of high profile Hollywood types chatting away on the telephone in Pellicano's office. The guess is that Pellicano somehow unlawfully intercepted and recorded those calls. I’m clueless as to how the government can show just how the calls were recorded and who did the wiretapping. Of course if Pellicano himself is a participant in the conversations and he has the recordings that may be substantial evidence of his guilt. One thing for sure the savvy Pellicano has not given the government more than his name, rank and serial number.

The cops and prosecutors are chomping at the bit to raid lots of swank homes of the Hollywood elite. They can’t wait to mug for the TV cameras as they haul some of Tinseltown’s more famous lawyers, agents and actors off to jail. I can just see some of L.A. County DA, Steve Cooley’s lady prosecutors getting makeovers just so they look good on TV while prosecuting their prey. Most of the new charges are the result of a Federal Grand Jury indictment. Some of the felony charges are at the local level.

The first such person to fall in this quagmire is Robert Joseph Pfeifer, 50, who was once president of Disney-owned Hollywood Records. It seems that Pfeifer went through a nasty divorce and custody skirmish that required Pellicano’s unique investigative talents.

Pfeifer is reportedly just the tip of an iceberg that will sink a lot of wealthy and powerful ships. I think it’s safe to say this case and the others will by made by the stool pigeons.

Racial Segregation in American Jails and Prisons.

The courts and do-gooders have spoken. All inmates are to be integrated regardless of what group becomes the minority. It makes no difference whether they are an oil and water mix of violent criminals that want to kill each other on the basis of race alone.

Such politically correct hogwash killed one inmate and sent 100 others to the hospital in a Los Angeles County Jail facility today. Is the feel good political correctness worth the loss of life? The financially strapped taxpayers are forced pay millions for the medical treatment over unnecessary injuries that result from the clashes between inmates. Then the inmates can be counted on to sue for millions more for being victimized.

I agree with very little of what the ultra-Liberal Sheriff Lee Baca supports. However I’m with him in his desire to allow for separate and equal segregation of his jail inmates to keep the peace while providing safer working conditions for his jailers. We can’t afford to do it any other way.

WOODRUFF WAS FELLED BY, NOT BY A BOMB BUT BY INADEQUATE PROTECTIVE GEAR!

I’m shocked and saddened to see the picture of my friend, Bob Woodruff taken just before the explosion. His helmet and body armor is the kind of stuff that busy street cops wear in the United States. This is light duty gear and woefully inadequate for a combat zone where military operations are in progress. Street cops don't face bombs and rockets. Now I know why Woodruff and Vogt were so badly hurt.

ABC NEWS had a duty to provide and require acceptable protective wear for these journalists and failed to make it happen.

Update Febuary 4, 2006: I went to the Supply Sergeant surples store in Santa Monica this morning and found a real U.S military flack jacket size 42 (That would fit Woodruff just fine) and a genuine U.S. military Kevlar helmet. With tax it’s all out the door for $400.00. That’s a cheap price to pay considering what it would have prevented.

The bad news is they would not let me shoot video of the stuff. But there are lots other places to go where these can be obtained cheaper and you'll find a better selection. Catch a reasonable storeowner and video would never be a problem.

Punitive taxes on ammunition to control guns and feed the Tax Hog

The result of this idea from the folks who hate gun and gun rights will bring with it tragic and unintended consequences.

Lots of law enforcement folks practice on their own time and at their own expense. The same holds true for the thousands of security personnel, private detectives and ordinary people who need to defend their families along with themselves.

None of these people will be able to afford to train and practice as a result of any punitive tax. I wonder how many innocent people will have to die because of government imposed, poor marksmanship? Of course all of the firing ranges will have to close and even if you could afford the ammo tax there will be no place to practice.

The legendary, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, Sgt. Alvin York did not learn his shooting skills in the Army. He developed his ability to protect our way of life as a civilian. That was long before we wrapped ourselves in thousands of gun impairments and gun bans.

This punitive ammo tax idea comes from the same people who want guns banned from the earth at any risk or cost. These emotionally lost souls all gather under the banner of, Sensible Gun Control. Their idea of sensible gun control is for the unrealistic concept of total gun elimination from the earth.

Paris Hilton’s new dilemma

Pretty, privileged and indiscrete is the best way to describe this media driven creature. I guess Paris Hilton is absolute proof that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Hardly a day goes by when you aren’t bombarded with pictures of Hilton and her sordid stories. There’s no escape from the Hilton persona.

Now we are hearing the latest, really sordid Hilton gaffe. It seems Hilton somehow forgot to pay rent for a storage facility that housed her collection of raunchy homemade videos and photos we’ve not seen along with a diary, sex toys, personal papers, computers, heirlooms, clothes, and furniture. All of this hot property fell into the hands of the highest bidder who responded to the auction of the contents of Hilton’s locker. Now those salacious goods are on another auction block. This time the asking price is a cool $20,000,000.00!

Hilton has something in common with the likes of Tonya Harding, Jamie Foxx, Colin Farrell, Amber Frey, Darva Conger and Michael Jackson. What is that you ask? Why he’s none other than that Phoenix sometimes-bad boy, David Has Schmidt. Schmidt has been crowned, the “Sultan of Sleaze” for his ability to broker cash deals involving the dark sides of celebrities. Schmidt is at the epicenter of this latest Hilton publicity-storm.

I know Schmidt, and have always wondered if he’d ever find real financial success with these schemes that always seem to boost the careers of the celebrity victims. I somehow believe this time he’ll get a really good payday.

As for Paris Hilton, this will just get her face on even more tabloids, and magazine covers. There will be no shortage of TV stories to make the already famous Hilton name even more famous. Everybody wins in this debacle. I have to ask myself, why didn’t I buy the contents of Hilton’s storage locker at the auction?

Police Pursuit Methods? Do It The L.A. Way…

Learn new and exciting pursuit methods from the pros at the CHP! Here we have a young officer who has the right idea. Chase and catch the bad guys. No animals were hurt while filming this segment. Tape courtesy of KCBS-TV...

Dr. Bruce Berg examines shooting tape for KTLA-TV

Here is that actual tape of that shooting by a San Bernardino deputy Ivory J. Webb IV, 45 being reviewed by Cal State Prof. Bruce Berg...