Washington, DC—Say it ain’t so! Barack Obama caught with his pants down? Enquiring minds want to know!Yep the National Enquirer is already up for a Pulitzer Prize for catching former VP candidate John Edwards with his fly open. Now it looks like catching Comrade Obama in flagrante delicto will win them another one for sure.
The bait for this hot badger game is allegedly a dedicated Obama campaign fund raiser, 35 year-old Vera Baker. The crime scene is the Hotel George.
The tabloid claims million dollar money offers are being made everywhere to buy silence. The big problem is a pesky security video. Apparently it was a limo driver that spilled the beans.
I hope the secret Service boys are on their toes because Michelle Obama may be swinging blunt instruments and throwing knives at the Chockalott Jesus. I’d hate to see a state funeral because they were asleep at the wheel!
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