Let’s give credit where it’s due: Adolf Hitler could’ve gone down in history as Germany’s great economic savior. He took a country crushed by war, starving, humiliated, and with a currency worth less than toilet paper—and in record time, turned it into a global powerhouse. But unfortunately, a little thing called genocidal psychopathy got in the way. Minor flaw.
How did he rise to power? Not with honesty or integrity, of course—but with fire, blood, and manipulation. The Reichstag fire? A political arson job straight out of a Bond villain’s playbook. Naturally, Hitler blamed the socialists, communists, and anyone else who wasn’t goose-stepping in rhythm. And surprise! His buddy Hermann Göring just happened to live across the street from the Reichstag, with a secret tunnel connecting the two. Total coincidence, right?
And the gullible masses? They ate it up. Hook, line, and swastika. “Heil Hitler” wasn’t just a salute—it was a national hypnosis. Soon, Chancellor Hitler was Führer Hitler, and just like that, democracy was tossed into the furnace alongside free speech, gun rights and dissent. A whisper in the wrong ear? Boom—off to the guillotine or the gallows, courtesy of the kangaroo circus known as the People’s Court.
Then came the grand finale: the Holocaust. The deportation trains to death camps weren’t some bureaucratic misstep—they were the crowning achievement of Hitler’s unholy obsession with control and cruelty. An entire machinery of death, running with chilling precision.
And here’s the kicker—modern leftists, desperate to distance themselves from one of their ideological cousins, have the audacity to claim Hitler was a far-right figure. As if “National Socialist German Workers’ Party” didn’t have the word socialist screaming in bold letters. As if the obsession with government control, censorship, central planning, and the suppression of dissent was somehow “right-wing.” It’s historical revisionism at its most shameless—and it works, because the public has the memory of a goldfish and the curiosity of a rock.
And yet, it all started with the same tired formula: a politician’s empty promises, a charismatic smile, and the old “I alone can fix it” speech. What fools we are to fall for it, time and time again. Control is the drug of choice for politicians, and power is their addiction. And just like Hitler, they always wrap it in patriotism, progress, and a firm handshake.