Saturday, December 12, 2009

Chicago’s Parking Meter Extortion Can Be stopped!


Chicago, IL—The brand new parking meter kiosks are everywhere now. They accept cash and credit cards. Your failure to feed these monsters will get you in a world of hurt. It’s pure and simple extortion. Chicago’s weather has not been agreeable with these machines. They have been freezing over.

I have an idea! Perhaps we can help these devices with simple spray bottles. That will melt the ice for sure. Insert the nozzles into any and all openings and simply spray the ice away! I’m sure this will be helpful to the sensitive electronics inside!

Do this for your city!

5 comments:

kilo4/11 said...

Paul,
You are going to get me in trouble for sure with your devilishly clever ideas! It looks so simple, so easy - my luck, I'll be caught spray bottle in hand. These are the kinds of things you can only dream about doing if you live here. Someone just passing through on his way to the West Coast, however ....

koppchick13 said...

Paul, my dog regularly likes to lift his legs on these things....if only he were a little taller!

Anonymous said...

You better wear a mask. Remember Da' Mayor has those crime cameras. Some of them might even work.

Anonymous said...

U mean spray water so the waters freezes not to "melt" the ice?

The more ice the more water later

Anonymous said...

Great Stuff works better.