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The Truth About Ghost Guns, Gun Registration, and Serial Numbers

New York, NY—The cold-blooded, brazen murder of a UnitedHealth CEO recently reignited the national conversation about so-called “ghost guns.” But what exactly is a ghost gun, aside from being a sensationalized propaganda term? At its core, it is simply a firearm without a serial number. The push for serial numbers and gun registration has long been a favored strategy of politicians aiming to infringe on Second Amendment rights when outright bans on firearms were politically or constitutionally untenable. The end goal has often been the creation of a comprehensive registry to track every firearm in the United States—something that could facilitate future confiscation schemes if a total gun ban were ever implemented. Do Serial Numbers and Gun Registration Actually Solve Crimes? A basic application of common sense suggests they do not. The only time a firearm is typically left at a crime scene is when the criminal is incapacitated—dead or wounded—or caught in the act. In such cases, t...

Do criminals have too many rights? You better think carefully before you answer!

  I don’t give a rat’s ass if my friends are conservative or liberal—what matters is our unwavering celebration of the Bill of Rights. These aren’t just lofty ideals; they are the backbone of our freedom. And yes, we must especially venerate the rights that some find inconvenient or annoying, those that protect the accused, the outcasts, and yes, even the guilty. Why? Because those same rights are the only shield standing between you and false allegations, torture, or even execution at the hands of a corrupt government. Never— ever —give an inch on your rights. Not one. These freedoms were not gifted to us; they were bought with the blood of young men who fought and died to preserve them. Throwing away even a single right because it feels unnecessary or inconvenient is an insult to their sacrifice and a betrayal of everything they stood for. Look at the world. In Syria, a repressive regime was toppled, only for its replacement to descend into the same darkness—or worse. That i...

Election Fraud, Liberal California, and Bruce Boyer’s Cartoon Cats: A Comedy of Errors

  Ventura, CA—Imagine living in a world where you need an ID to do practically everything: buy liquor, fly on a plane, rent a car, or even pick up a package at the post office. Yet somehow, when it comes to voting—the foundation of our democracy—many politicians insist identification is not only unnecessary but actively oppressive. Apparently, it’s too much to ask for even a shred of verification to ensure our elections are secure. The logic behind this? Democrats have long argued that requiring ID to vote disproportionately affects minorities, particularly Black Americans, claiming voter ID laws are a tool of suppression. Never mind that this argument essentially paints minorities as too incapable of obtaining basic identification—a view that reeks of condescension. To “solve” this non-issue, they pushed through motor voter laws, which allowed anyone with a driver’s license to automatically register to vote. But wait, there’s more! The motor voter laws opened the floodgates f...

When Insurance Karma Gets Deadly: A Sarcastic Take on the New York CEO Shooting

New York, NY — The whole world watched as an irate customer gunned down an insurance company CEO in New York. Sure, murder is a crime (we all agree on that, right?), but let’s not pretend the motivation came out of thin air. Apparently, this customer felt the insurance company had been a tad… let’s say, less than honest . For those not in the know, there’s a curious little rule in personal injury lawsuits: juries aren’t told that an insurance company will foot the bill. Why? Because everyone knows insurance companies excel at one thing—collecting premiums like clockwork. Paying claims? Eh, not so much. You’ve seen the commercials. Nice, friendly spokespeople assure us we’re “in good hands.” What they don’t show is the dark side: armies of lawyers and a well-oiled machine designed to delay, deny, and defend against paying out claims. Oh, you’ve got an airtight, 100% bulletproof case? Congrats, they’ll grudgingly pay—because they have to, not because they’re feeling generous. Now back ...

California Officials Embarrassed as Activist Exposes Voting System Vulnerabilities with “Cartoon Cat” Arrest

Ventura, CA—Bruce Boyer, a local businessman, U.S. Army veteran, and staunch supporter of former President Donald Trump, has once again shined a spotlight on California’s questionable voter registration system—this time in an audacious and satirical manner that has California officials scrambling. Boyer, known for his unrelenting commitment to holding government officials accountable, has long been a thorn in the side of bureaucrats who fail to follow the law. A seasoned activist, Boyer is no stranger to controversy, lawsuits, and civil rights battles. He deliberately places himself in the line of fire to expose governmental failures, and his latest stunt may be his boldest yet. A Broken System Exposed by a Joke California’s voter rolls have been a hotbed of controversy, with reports of fictitious voters, deceased individuals, and non-citizens listed as eligible voters. The lack of voter ID requirements in the state has created an integrity crisis that officials seem unwilling to ...

Do You Want a Guide to Making Medical Miracles?

Imagine standing in the midst of chaos, a life hanging by a thread, and knowing you’re the only thing between survival and death. That’s the reality of trauma care. It’s not pretty, it’s not clean, and it sure as hell isn’t something you can prepare for by buying a plastic first-aid kit from the local Walmart. This is about real life-and-death situations—where having the right knowledge and tools is the difference between saving someone and watching them slip away. For over five decades, I’ve carried with me a battered, dog-eared copy of the Corpsman’s Medical Manual—a relic from my time as a Medical Corpsman (MOS-91B), now renamed 68W. For those unfamiliar, MOS stands for Military Occupational Specialty, and in this case, it meant I was trained to be the first and last hope for wounded soldiers on the battlefield. That manual has been my bible, a grim reminder of the stakes of trauma care. The Tools of Survival In the trunk of my car lies a trauma kit, a compact arsenal design...

If you’re in DC, you can hear the shredders grinding away the evidence as fast as they can

The shredders in Washington, DC, are working overtime, running hot with the evidence these corrupt Democrats are desperately trying to destroy. They’re scrambling 24/7 to cover their tracks—erasing proof of their corruption, treason, extortion, bribery, money laundering, election rigging, and God knows what else. They know what’s coming. The hammer is about to drop, and they’ll have to face tough, unrelenting patriots in the FBI and DOJ who won’t let these crimes slide. Justice is inevitable. Too bad GITMO doesn’t have enough cells for this pack of rats—they’ve more than earned their trip to the darkest corner of a federal prison.