Chicago, IL—I had lunch yesterday with a lovely retired lady
cop in the Windy City. She has enjoyed
retirement as she plots her exit from Illinois tax slavery and this corrupt and
bankrupt metropolis.
After lunch I walked this gal to her car and we talked about how the law
abiding citizens and how they are forced to become bait for mobs of thugs by
unconstitutional gun laws forced upon them by moronic politicians. To my surprise she had a very creative and effective solution!
With the plague of criminal Flash Mobs violently assaulting tourists and yuppies in Chicago's Loop and Near North Gold Coast areas people need protection.
Of course because of HR 218 (The Law Enforcement Officers
Safety Act) she can carry a loaded firearm nearly anywhere she wants. But her first line of defense is not the
gun! She’s got a big can of Raid Insect
killer!
As scientists have raced to find non-lethal and non-toxic
sprays like tear gas and pepper spray that will only temporarily disable an
attacker there are other ways.
The pepper sprays are not so reliable. Drunks
and insane attackers don’t respond well to the gentle applications of
the non-lethal stuff.
The answer is in the deadly chemicals the Insect killer
provides. Permanent blindness and death
can result with the application. Of
course you need to get the spray to your attackers before they get to you. The Wasp and Hornet spray is perfect because
it’s designed to spray 20 feet to kill entire nests of these aggressive
insects.
No cop can arrest anyone for mere possession of a spray can
even though many jurisdictions have gone out of their way to ban even
non-lethal defense weapons!
Of course deploying insect spray on an attacker must be
because your attackers have reasonably placed you in fear of being beaten,
robbed, raped, seriously injured or killed.
Anytime you have more than one attacker deadly force through the use of
deadly weapons are justified.
It’s really very simply spray your assailants directly in
the eyes and faces. Let the thugs suck
in the fumes of today’s version of Zyclon B! Then make your escape.
As always if the police are able to locate you later you
should immediately say nothing beyond requesting to have a lawyer. Don’t deny or admit anything! Of course telling them you had to use the
spray to defend yourself may well get you arrested.
10 comments:
Creative and excellent choice.
The wasps in AZ drop instantly when hit with this stuff. It can be used with reasonable accuracy from 20+ feet. (One can doesn't last long, however.)
Of course, the baddies could do the same and I'll bet this stuff works just as quickly on WASPs as it does on wasps.
Been carrying a can since the mid 80's.
A friend suggested keeping a loaded flare gun in the car for protection. Any thoughts on this?
Welcome back to Chicago Paul. It would be a honor to meet you in person when you are in town. CPD Retired.
A tube sock full of C cell batteries would go well with the bug spray, Spray em good them wear them out with the "Battery Pack". Let them call 9-11 Ha Ha!!
Get out of the treacherous shithole Chicago before you get killed, robbed or taxed to death Paul.
A jumbo size can of WD-40 and a zippo can do wonders at close range.
Starting fluid is better than WD. Produces a lot more heat!
Anonymous said...
A friend suggested keeping a loaded flare gun in the car for protection. Any thoughts on this?
July 11, 2012 7:45 AM
Those Orion boating flares that fit the 26.5mm flare guns and also 12 gauge shotguns will bounce off most hard objects.I tried testing them and they do not stick or penetrate like in the movies.
Now if moo&oink have too much doo-whip in da hair,this may pose a problem.
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