Thursday, September 16, 2010

Name Chicago’s Cool Coyote

Chicago Animal Care and Control has been dispatched to a dog park at Huron Street and the Chicago River, where this coyote showed up today. (Nancy Stone/Chicago Tribune)

Chicago, IL
--This cunning and majestic creature deserves to be the Wind City’s new mascot. He deserves a special name and I will leave that up to my visitors.

Unlike a hapless mountain lion that showed up by Lane Technical High School a while back who was cut down by police gunfire, this critter is safe and sound and most likely on his way to re-settlement somewhere.

As for that rogue mountain lion police claim they found a gun not far from his paw. That was the cop’s story and they’re stickin’ to it! That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide.

3 comments:

  1. "That killing was finally ruled as a Justifiable Homicide."


    wouldn't that be more accurately classified as a felinocide?

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  2. Chicago's cool coyote should be namesd
    "Clouty", or how about "Poorhouse", cause that's where we're all headed thanks to this city.

    That gun by the lions paw was a plant.
    He wouldn't lie.

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  3. The #2 lunch special at the Golden Wok.

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