Sunday, June 28, 2009

TV Pitchman Billy Mays Found Dead By Wife

Tampa,FL—Overexposed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead by his wife Deborah Mays today. Mays was only 50 and beginning to enjoy fame as a reality TV star.

Autopsy results are pending but police seem to think the death was from natural causes.

Update: Mays was just on a US Airways flight that blew a tire during a hard landing. Maya reported being struck on the head during the mishap. Did Mays suffer a brain injury and death as a result? Stay tuned.

3 comments:

  1. Sorry to hear about this young death. But im gad waco jaco is no longer with us. Since he became a Muslim he can now enjoy his 24 virgins. But I heard jacos disappointed as the virgins were women and not boys

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  2. What happened to the post about your "rcok solid theory"?

    LOL!

    You can delete it but we all saw it.

    You were completely wrong. Sorry you aren't man enough to admit it and instead just snuck the post off your site.

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  3. Further update;


    Billy Mays had an enlarged heart and that may have been a leading cause to his sudden death.

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